[The feed clicks on to a view of Terezi. There's mud flecked in her hair and smudged across her face, but she doesn't even seem to notice or care.]Have you ever felt unsafe when alone in the dark? Have you ever had the sneaking suspicion that all is not right in the world? Have you ever looked out into the vast openness of your common room, frowned ( Read more... )

I don't see why all you girls are freaking out. It's just mud. MAN UP! Stop being pussies. Holy balls!

[Her hoodie is splattered and her boots are caked with the stuff. Kenzi-badger just don't give a fuck. There's even mud on her face!]Does anyone have any pain killers left? Nothing crazy strong, just regular junk... it's not for me. Let me know ( Read more... )

This is so many levels of stupid. The only possible upside is the mud is covering all the blood staining the floor.

So bored. If anyone needs me, I'll be lying here until everything stops being useless.

[The feed clicks on with no one immediately in front of it. One would have to wonder how that even happened, anyway. Did something hit it? Was it left on? A technical bug? Maybe a wizard did it? It doesn't really matter what the particular cause is this time, as Rose Lalonde is caught unwittingly going about her business in her room whether she ( Read more... )

[ The feed cuts to a slightly confused (but nonetheless chipper) looking girl, who beams and gives a wave at the camera before turning to text. ]

( NON-IC Cut for Green Courier! )

[The feed comes on to reveal Nepeta! Stuck up a tree! She looks really scared, and there's something barking and sobbing off-screen.]

Um... I think I might purrobably need some help? I appurr to be stuck.

Again.

In this tree.

Could somebody please come get me and get this terrible thing away from me?!

Dave? ... Dave, are you okay?!

I can't--

... Has anyone seen Jack?

[35% Locked to evil exes]

Guys, I-- ... I need some help.

Good morning - evening - afternoon.  And how are you feeling, guests?

At least, those of you that are still with me.

I apologize if anything seems out of place.  We seem to be having some difficulties with the generators.  I am certain that maintenance will have everything back online within the next few --

Months.

Shit. I - I can't use my powers anymore.

[He's flipped through the network a bit and...whoops that seems to be normal.]

What the fuck are we supposed to do if those things come back and we're all fucking powerless?!

Is this a communication device ( Read more... )